I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times
TIKTOKER: I swear to God, no one tickles my testicles more than the people of my own fucking country. Okay, so like WHAT HAPPENED was this year, this summer, I was in Korea. And I linked up with a homie that I haven't met in a long time, just catching up. "Oh my God, how are you? You GRADUATED? That's insane, where do you work!?" Whatever. Okay.
So there was a conversation about like, food and preferences. So I just asked him! I just asked him: (in Korean, pronoucing "asparagus" as a Korean loan word) "Hey, when you eat steak, do you put asparagus?"
(in English) And this BITCH. He looks at me DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYES. Has the AUDACITY to just.... degrade, I guess! Ask me: (in Korean) "HAH! Hey, aren't you from America? Why are you calling it (emphasizing the Korean pronunciation of asparagus) ASPARAGUS?"
(in English, in an exaggerated stereotypical American accent) OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY! Am I supposed to say ASS-PARA-GUSS? ASS-PARA-GUSS? DO I GO (says his question again in Korean, but breaks up the flow of the speech by pronouncing all the loan words with American pronunciation).
IT FUCKS THE FLOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BITCHING!? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY! YOU MONOLINGUAL FUCK!!!!
Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
which of the following most closely describes your music taste?
white couple's wedding reception
songs that could be on a Shrek soundtrack
theatre kid's audition portfolio
dropped a box full of forks down a metal staircase
gazing pensively out the window in the rain
audio equivalent of reading dry purple prose
music to make drunk girls say "omg this is my songgggg"
greatest karaoke hits
there are 12 kinds of strummed string instrument involved
two trucks having sex
FUCKIN SLAYER, BRO 🤘😜
the dune soundtrack
Reblog for sample size etc etc
reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science
what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
Had a discussion with a close friend last night and I'm curious.
Do you have a childhood stuffed animal or toy that you have carried with you into adulthood?
Yes! (I still interact with it/sleep with it)
Yes ! (I have it in storage/on display)
No :-( (Misplaced it/Lost it unwillingly)
No (Willingly gave it away/threw it out)
Feel free to rb and tell me about your childhood best buddies! ^_^ Mine was a unicorn that my grandmother made me when I was 3 named Kasma, and I still have her!
i just remembered liam hemsworth is the witcher now. i don’t even go here but it feels like whiplash every time i remember this
Digital artists: what do you use to draw?
computer + tablet (no screen)
computer + tablet (with screen)
computer tablet combo or computer with touchscreen
just a tablet (eg ipads)
a phone
computer + mouse (you brave soul)
something else
not a digital artist button
pls reblog for sample size etc
computer/mouse and phone
(when i do,do digital art)
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months
In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?
nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though